“Don’t text and drive. Be responsible.”
On I-95 in South Florida (and perhaps elsewhere), there are large LED signs stretching across the roadway that, when not providing traffic estimates, notices of lane closures, and “silver alerts”, display the above message, apparently as their default setting.
This seems entirely too tepid an exhortation given the subject matter. In character, it’s a bit like a parent or teacher saying to two children engaged in a violent fistfight, “Come on now, guys, can’t we all just get along?”
I think it would be more appropriate if the sign read something along the lines of, “Don’t text and drive! Don’t be a complete imbecile!” Or perhaps even, “Don’t text and drive or we’ll kill you!” Continue reading “Don’t text and drive, you moron!”