Some jokey and not-so-jokey conspiracy-related audio

Okay, here’s a quick combined recording in three parts that I did off-the-cuff (which is probably obvious) when a “mood” struck me.  The first two parts are tongue-in-cheek, including the fact that I erased the sound of some names I mentioned (to give them, and me, plausible deniability).  The last part is NOT tongue-in-cheek, and was a response to something that happens all too often online.

Apologies for the sound quality.  It was on my cell phone and the AC unit was running, so I had to edit out the noise heavily.