The following is a parody of the song “What a Wonderful World,” most famously performed by Louis Armstrong, written by George Weiss and Robert Thiele
I see fields of brown and skies of grey
The cold, bitter night and the dark, rainy day
And I think to myself, “What a wonderful world?”
I see trash on the ground and trash in the sea,
Trash that’s been thrown there by you and me.
And I think to myself, “What a wonderful world?”
The odors of the planet are so putrid all around,
There’s poison in the air and there’s poison in the ground.
I see strangers who shrug. They say, “What can you do?”
They’re really saying, “I hate you.”
I feel pain in my back, in my legs, arms, and head.
I find myself thinking, “I can’t wait to be dead.”
And I think to myself, “What a wonderful world?”
And I stink to myself.
What a wonderful world.
Iterations of Zero 